We have so much stuff. Too much. Our house is new and already lacking storage. If you give us more stuff, we will cry and then we will mock you. Please don’t give us more stuff!
If spending money is vital to your experience of the day, we would recommend/prefer the following:
- Spend it on your beloved pets. Get them a bag of treats and a new toy, and tell them that we adore them
- Donate to a charity you think we’d approve of. Some examples below:
Russ Walker 